Daily Prompt
This is clearly subjective, but some words really sound like the thing they describe (personal favourites: puffin; bulbous; fidgeting). Do you have an example of such a word (or, alternatively, of a word that sounds like the exact opposite of what it refers to)? What do you think creates this effect?
Near Miss be damned
Things must be orderly to appease me
imagine how lingo effects my brain
results from being pedantic you see
Doesn’t make life easy I’m sure you’ll agree
the near miss statement always jerks my chain
things must be orderly to appease me
The gist is reversed you’ll hear me decree
it doesn’t make sense I will try to explain
results from being pedantic you see
As hard as I try I can’t let it be
a near miss is a hit so should remain
things must be orderly to appease me
the majority a supreme stymie
suggesting my objections are in vain
results from being pedantic you see
I accept most will always disagree
pedantically I’ll never be free
things must be orderly to appease me
results from being pedantic you see